Looking to have a fun time at the office? Remember these are provided as IDEAS, not recommendations!
- At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
- Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.
- Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
- Put your garbage can on your desk and label it “IN’.
- Put Decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to Espresso.
- In the memo field of all your checks, write (FOR SMUGGLING DIAMONDS).
- Finish all your sentences with “In Accordance with the Prophecy”.
- Don’t use any punctuation.
- As often as possible, SKIP rather than walk.
- Order a DIET WATER whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
- Specify that your Drive-Through order is “TO GO”.
- Sing along at the Opera.
- Go to a Poetry Recital. And ask “Why the poems don’t rhyme?
- Put Mosquito Netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
- Five days in advance, tell your friends you can’t attend their party because you’re not IN THE MOOD.
- Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, ROCK BOTTOM.
- When the money comes out the ATM, scream “I WON! I WON!”
- When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling “Run for your lives! They’re loose!”
- Tell your children over dinner, “Due to the economy, We are going to have to let one of you go”.
- Tell everyone about this list.
